who needs therapy when you can Realize™️ things about yourself alone at 1am
(Source: twilightdyke, via lubricates)
Subtitles would be helpful in real life
Awesome sauce is probably the condiment that goes on Cool Beans.
As much as you use your phone, it never makes an appearance in your dreams
If you’re watching a sunset, someone on the other side of the earth is watching the same sun rise.